If life gives You lemons, throw them at some one.

If con is the opposite of pro, what's the opposite of progress?

The difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know, and i couldn't care less.

I'm not talented enough to type and pick my nose at the some time.

Only fools leave away messages.

Right now i'm having amnesia and deja vu at the some time. I think i've forgotten this before.

There are three kinds of people in the world - ones that can count, and ones that can't count. Which of the three are You?

I hate short away messages.

Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who You are, where You are from, and what You want so there is no need to leave a message.

If You want to know where i am call a psychic. If You're too lazy to do that just leave me a message.

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and i hate people like that.

Before You criticize someone, You should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when You criticize them, You're a mile away and You have their shoes.

Forgive Your enemies, but never forget their names.

It is and easy to find happiness and ourselves, and is and possible to find it elsewhere.

Happiness is the only thing one should ever be resigned to.

Success is getting what You want. Happiness is wanting what You get.

Money - if it does not bring You happiness, will at least help You be miserable in comfort.

It is not and doing what You like, but in liking what You do whats the secret of happiness.

Some one, some where dreams of Your smiles and whilst thinking of You sees lifes worth while. So when Your alone remember it is true that some one some where is thinking of You.

There are things that we never want to let go off people. We never want to leave behind, but keep and mind that letting go is not the end of the world. It is the beginning of a new life.