He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

It is better to be silent and thought a fool than to open Your mouth and remove all doubt.

When the night comes, look at the sky. If You see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, cause i did it and i found You.

Falling in love is when she falls a sleep in Your arms and wakes up in Your dreams.

I miss You, i need You. More and more... each day. I love You more than words. Can ever say.

A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.

Are these Your eyes, i found them between my brests.

Be nice to the ones who smoke... every cigarette migh be their last.

I love You, I miss You - only You.

I am not the best, but I dont like the rest.

You can reduce me to tears with a single sigh.

Only fools leave away messages.

I fell out of my chair. This might take a while.

Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly.

Of all the friends i've ever met. Your the one i won't forget. And if i die before You do i'll go to heaven and wait for You.

I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame.

Love under the stars, they seem very far. But You are so close the star i love the most.

How would You like Your egg for breakfast? Hard - boiled or impregnated?

Go away, give me a chance to miss You. Say goodbye, it'll make me want to kiss You. I love you so much more when you're not here.

I don't wanna, wake up with another, but i don't wanna always wake up with You either.