I am not the best, but I dont like the rest.

Please open Your room window now. You will see a small think flying into Your room. Don't be afraid, it is a kiss from me to You. I love You!

I love You, I miss You - only You.

I love You my darling.

Love is the name, sex is the game.

Don't make me close one more door. I don't wanna hurt anymore. Stay in my arms if You darer must i imagine You there. Don't walk away from me i have nothing if i don't have You.

Hallo... this is Your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave Your pocket, want the smell is unbearable.

Hello i am a virus and i am entering Your brain right now. Sorry i will leave, i can't find a brain.

Hello, this is good. I make few bad creations but You are the worst monster i ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world.

How would You like Your egg for breakfast? Hard - boiled or impregnated?

I am a killer, i kill people for money. But because You are my friend, i'll kill You for nothing.

Don't feel sad, don't feel glue, Einstein was ugly too.

Excessive use of alcohol can lead to a pregnancy.

Are these Your eyes, i found them between my brests.

Be friendly with Your kids, they choose Your home when You are old.

At this moment i have a déjà vu and a loss of memory at the same time. I thin i have forgotten this before.

Be nice to the ones who smoke... every cigarette migh be their last.

A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.

Sometimes words are hard to find, to form that perfect line to let You know You're always on my mind.

I must have been born under a lucky star, to find a friend as nice as You are. And i will follow the rainbow until the end, if You promis forever to be my friend.